What Is a Crotch Pocket, and Can You Use it with a Hot Pocket? Would you want to? Many of us are familiar with the food item known as a “Hot Pocket.” We may not have carnal knowledge of Hot Pockets, but we know them by their reputation. What kind of item is a “Crotch […]

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Floyd Mayweather’s Trademarks for B*tchologist and P*ssologist Both Approved by U.S. Patent & Trademark Office Floyd Mayweather’s company, Mayweather Promotions, received approvals from the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office for two trademarks: BITCHOLOGIST and PUSSOLOGIST. At first I thought these trademarks might have been filed by edgy obstetricians or gynecologists, or perhaps just a general […]

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Just in time for the 2016 U.S. Presidential Elections, two trademarks were recently published for use with canine waste receptacles (dog poop bags): DEMOCRAP and REPOOPLICAN.

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Utah company Squatty Potty, LLC is known for providing a small stool as a toilet accessory. This small stool is designed to improve your bowel movements. Squatty Potty apparently intends to sell a deodorizer under the trademark SHITRUS.

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Donald Trump attempted to trademark TRUMP for “toilet water” in the 1990s. The trademark application was filed in December of 1995. The original trademark application was filed for the following goods: “perfume, toilet water and cologne.” To be fair, the intention of the “toilet water” was probably meant to cover types of perfume sometimes referred to as “eau de toilette.”

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