Wishing You Had a Mini Dumpster Fire? Behold, the Trademarked “Dumpster Fire Candle” Have you had a stressful day (or year)? It’s early evening. All you want is to draw a bath, relax, and unwind. If you’re like me, you’ll be lighting a scented candle, of course, but which one? May I make a recently-trademarked […]

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“Brosectomy” – When Men Want to be Snipped Together A trademark for “Brosectomy” was recently published by the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office. This trademark is for near simultaneous performance of vasectomies on groups of men. The trademark was filed by Dr. Paul Turek. Dr. Turek is the director of The Turek Clinics. The Brosectomy […]

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“Calm the Hell Down” Trademark for Body Spray Registered by the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office A trademark for CALM THE HELL DOWN to be used with a body spray was recently registered by the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office (registered on January 2, 2018). I have a feeling this body spray is going to […]

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New Trademark for “Planet of the Vapes” Registered by the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office A trademark for PLANET OF THE VAPES was recently registered by the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office. The trademark was registered on December 12, 2017. PLANET OF THE VAPES will be used with an online store for vaporizers and vaporizer […]

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U.S. Patent & Trademark Office Said No to F-word Trademark But Federal Circuit Says F- Yes The U.S. Court of Appeals for the Federal Circuit ruled that the law against immoral or scandalous marks is unconstitutional because it violates the First Amendment as an unconstitutional restriction on free speech. The court reversed the U.S. Patent […]

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New Trademark for “I Like Big Butter and I Can Not Lie” Published The U.S. Patent and Trademark Office recently published the trademark for I LIKE BIG BUTTER AND I CAN NOT LIE. Of course the trademark is going to be used for butter. We did a few web searches and unfortunately could not find […]

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What Is a Crotch Pocket, and Can You Use it with a Hot Pocket? Would you want to? Many of us are familiar with the food item known as a “Hot Pocket.” We may not have carnal knowledge of Hot Pockets, but we know them by their reputation. What kind of item is a “Crotch […]

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Floyd Mayweather’s Trademarks for B*tchologist and P*ssologist Both Approved by U.S. Patent & Trademark Office Floyd Mayweather’s company, Mayweather Promotions, received approvals from the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office for two trademarks: BITCHOLOGIST and PUSSOLOGIST. At first I thought these trademarks might have been filed by edgy obstetricians or gynecologists, or perhaps just a general […]

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Just in time for the 2016 U.S. Presidential Elections, two trademarks were recently published for use with canine waste receptacles (dog poop bags): DEMOCRAP and REPOOPLICAN.

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Utah company Squatty Potty, LLC is known for providing a small stool as a toilet accessory. This small stool is designed to improve your bowel movements. Squatty Potty apparently intends to sell a deodorizer under the trademark SHITRUS.

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