Vehicle Mounted Toilet Seat Patent Finally, something I can use on my trailer hitch. For years I’ve felt like my trailer hitch was being neglected and wasn’t being used to its fullest potential. Then I found this patent:  U.S. Patent No. 6,125,480 for a “Vehicle Mounted Toilet Seat.” The patent uses an extension member to […]

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For parents with children using a pacifier (also called binky in certain circles), this new patent might be for you. Finally, a new invention to hold a pacifier in place to avoid having to run to the child’s room every 5 minutes and put the pacifier back in: U.S. Patent No. 9,452,110 for a “Pacifier Holder Assembly and Method.”

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New Patent for an Automated Boning Machine for Wooden Bats I’ll be honest, the title of this patent just made me laugh. I felt like I was in junior high school again and just laughed. If the title doesn’t make you laugh, that’s ok. But the title should at least make you smile or at […]

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Luckily I found the perfect patent for Thanksgiving: U.S. Patent No. 8,291,634 for a “Motion decoy system.” This patent describes an invention for hunting turkeys by using a decoy turkey on what appears to be a skateboard. Normally I try to stay positive, but I noticed a number of problems with this invention that I’d like to enumerate.

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This patented seat cushion just might solve your wife’s flatulence problem. U.S. Patent No. 7,073,223 describes a “Flatulence filter seat cushion for absorbing odor and providing sound attenuation from an anal discharge of a seated individual."

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