Earmuff Invention for Pet Rejected by the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office A patent application for “Canine Garments to Cover, Enclose, and Protect Ears from Inclement Weather” was filed in December 2014. It was published as U.S. Patent Application Publication No. US 2016/0183495.  This application for pet earmuffs went abandoned in October 2017 after a […]

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Intel Awarded Patent on Magic Wand Intel Corporation was awarded a patent for “Magic Wand Methods, Apparatuses and Systems” by the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office. U.S. Patent No. 9,888,090 for this magic wand issued on February 6, 2018. The abstract of the patent states “creating, discovering, and/or resolving spells using a wand are provided.” […]

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New Patent on Bra Dagger Issued by the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office A patent entitled “Bra with Pocket” recently issued by the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office on November 28, 2017. In general terms the invention is for a bra with a pocket that can be used for a knife, dagger, or the like. […]

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Vehicle Mounted Toilet Seat Patent Finally, something I can use on my trailer hitch. For years I’ve felt like my trailer hitch was being neglected and wasn’t being used to its fullest potential. Then I found this patent:  U.S. Patent No. 6,125,480 for a “Vehicle Mounted Toilet Seat.” The patent uses an extension member to […]

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For parents with children using a pacifier (also called binky in certain circles), this new patent might be for you. Finally, a new invention to hold a pacifier in place to avoid having to run to the child’s room every 5 minutes and put the pacifier back in: U.S. Patent No. 9,452,110 for a “Pacifier Holder Assembly and Method.”

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New Patent for an Automated Boning Machine for Wooden Bats I’ll be honest, the title of this patent just made me laugh. I felt like I was in junior high school again and just laughed. If the title doesn’t make you laugh, that’s ok. But the title should at least make you smile or at […]

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Luckily I found the perfect patent for Thanksgiving: U.S. Patent No. 8,291,634 for a “Motion decoy system.” This patent describes an invention for hunting turkeys by using a decoy turkey on what appears to be a skateboard. Normally I try to stay positive, but I noticed a number of problems with this invention that I’d like to enumerate.

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This patented seat cushion just might solve your wife’s flatulence problem. U.S. Patent No. 7,073,223 describes a “Flatulence filter seat cushion for absorbing odor and providing sound attenuation from an anal discharge of a seated individual."

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