Earmuff Invention for Pet Rejected by the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office A patent application for “Canine Garments to Cover, Enclose, and Protect Ears from Inclement Weather” was filed in December 2014. It was published as U.S. Patent Application Publication No. US 2016/0183495.  This application for pet earmuffs went abandoned in October 2017 after a […]

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Wishing You Had a Mini Dumpster Fire? Behold, the Trademarked “Dumpster Fire Candle” Have you had a stressful day (or year)? It’s early evening. All you want is to draw a bath, relax, and unwind. If you’re like me, you’ll be lighting a scented candle, of course, but which one? May I make a recently-trademarked […]

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Intel Awarded Patent on Magic Wand Intel Corporation was awarded a patent for “Magic Wand Methods, Apparatuses and Systems” by the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office. U.S. Patent No. 9,888,090 for this magic wand issued on February 6, 2018. The abstract of the patent states “creating, discovering, and/or resolving spells using a wand are provided.” […]

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“Brosectomy” – When Men Want to be Snipped Together A trademark for “Brosectomy” was recently published by the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office. This trademark is for near simultaneous performance of vasectomies on groups of men. The trademark was filed by Dr. Paul Turek. Dr. Turek is the director of The Turek Clinics. The Brosectomy […]

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New Patent on Bra Dagger Issued by the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office A patent entitled “Bra with Pocket” recently issued by the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office on November 28, 2017. In general terms the invention is for a bra with a pocket that can be used for a knife, dagger, or the like. […]

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“Calm the Hell Down” Trademark for Body Spray Registered by the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office A trademark for CALM THE HELL DOWN to be used with a body spray was recently registered by the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office (registered on January 2, 2018). I have a feeling this body spray is going to […]

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New Trademark for “Planet of the Vapes” Registered by the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office A trademark for PLANET OF THE VAPES was recently registered by the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office. The trademark was registered on December 12, 2017. PLANET OF THE VAPES will be used with an online store for vaporizers and vaporizer […]

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U.S. Patent & Trademark Office Said No to F-word Trademark But Federal Circuit Says F- Yes The U.S. Court of Appeals for the Federal Circuit ruled that the law against immoral or scandalous marks is unconstitutional because it violates the First Amendment as an unconstitutional restriction on free speech. The court reversed the U.S. Patent […]

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The First and Last Open Mic Night at the North Pole When you look at the cartoon above, your first thought is probably that it would never happen. You’ve never seen a Christmas movie or read a Christmas story about an open mic night for stand-up comedy at the North Pole. But someone should, really. […]

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New Trademark for “I Like Big Butter and I Can Not Lie” Published The U.S. Patent and Trademark Office recently published the trademark for I LIKE BIG BUTTER AND I CAN NOT LIE. Of course the trademark is going to be used for butter. We did a few web searches and unfortunately could not find […]

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